What's Your Pokéname? (This is crazy xD)

[Moonraiser]

Your Pokéname is:
Clecow
Profile
You live in the steaming jungles of Bali, and your diet consists mostly of fruits, small rodents and blood.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can shoot ice bolts. You can drink maple syrup. You can eat electricity. You can spit force bolts. You can shoot evil glances. You can walk on Mr. PiBB.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Snaketwo.

YES I can walk on mr.PiBB eat that gabag.*dances on an ocean of mr.pibb*

[Count of Cutesy]

thats nothing, I breathe acid, which destroys the 8-track tapes

Lomander, I choose you!
Profile:
You live in the blazing deserts of Hawaii, and your diet consists mostly of daisies, fruits and coffee.
Characteristics:
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can breathe broken glass. You have mafia connections. You can shoot slime. You can spit ice bolts. You can throw 8-track tapes. You can resist tahini. You can breathe hot death. You have a fear of Dr. Pepper. You can resist force bolts.
Natural Enemies:
Your natural enemy is Drowtung.

im not afriad of your mafia friends
I can shoot magic and ice!

I can breathe hot death and broken glass. >3

Feh, you may be able to breathe hot death, but I can puke hot death, that's even more awesome!

[Gabag]

Your Pokéname is:
Clecow
Profile
You live in the steaming jungles of Bali, and your diet consists mostly of fruits, small rodents and blood.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can shoot ice bolts. You can drink maple syrup. You can eat electricity. You can spit force bolts. You can shoot evil glances. You can walk on Mr. PiBB.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Snaketwo.

YES I can walk on mr.PiBB eat that gabag.*dances on an ocean of mr.pibb*

Moonraiser, you have the same exact stuff as my pokemon! except the name

[Moonraiser]

nice, power to the mr.pibb walkers!!

[___]

Kotung
Profile
You live in the grasslands of Ireland, and your diet consists mostly of rocks, insects and tea.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can eat broken glass. You can spit hot death. You can spit sledgehammers. You can breathe poison. You can puke fire. You have bionic implants. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You can puke rocks.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Bertmander.

..... 0_0