I stood straight up from the chair. "Your Majesty!"
After the one attending the room with her finished his glaring, he walked off alongside her. The entendre about "breakfast" didn't quite suit my comfort, but I continued on and followed them. "Um... Excuse me for interrupting. I'm Scautty." I continued on, making a gesture that threatened my life, but kept me under wraps for my own suspicion.
I reached my paw out to the supposed "Vampire," offering a shake.