*takes deep breath*
I fixed my PS3 and controllers, went over to the mall and yelled at the Sony guys for a while b/c they couldn't fix it
then I went all the way across town to the dive shop and got me some neoprene cement since I got minor stab wounds in my wetsuit, fixed it shortly later, went over to home depot, picked up 1 12' and 1 8' pine tounge and groove, drove them back home, sanded them, painted them, and conditioned them. THEN, while the wood was drying, I went and reconfigured my PS3, redownloaded all the content and even had time to pwn some n00bs on CoD: W@W.
And now, here I am.