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Re: Furry Pirate Bay RP....
« Reply #120 on: September 24, 2009, 06:56:32 PM »
"GOOD SHOOTING!"
*A rope snapped off its housing and lashed across the deck, flinging splinters over the crew*
"TIE DOWN THA' ROPE! AND FIX UP THAT MAIN MAST JONESY!"
*the crew snapped to action as the ship picked up even more speed, spray slaying across the deck and wind whistling through the rigging*
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Re: Furry Pirate Bay RP....
« Reply #121 on: September 24, 2009, 08:55:56 PM »
"DAMMIT! We'll never catch them at this rate! Drop the sails!" Spike watched as the small slaver fleet made it's way into Furry Bay. Then an idea struck. "Block the entrance! We'll block the waterway and fire from there!" Spike ordered. Spike's crew was hesitant. "But Sir if they ram us, there's the chance we'll sink!" Spike kept his composure. "The water here's shallow, our ship will block the enterance whether we be sunk or afloat.The last man alive blows the gunpower in the cargo. We'll take em with us! Any fur would rather be dead than fall into the hands of those hairless apes!" The crewman swallowed. "Understood, Captain!" He said, running off. "Load the cannons with the chains!" There was no way the slaver was leaving the harbour.
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Re: Furry Pirate Bay RP....
« Reply #122 on: September 24, 2009, 10:49:16 PM »
"Nay, but when we get close enough, we can simply board their ship and free them ourselves, and then you'll see why I don't need a big crew Miss Fuzzy Ears" he flashed a fanged smile before taking a flintlock rifle from one of his crew members and aiming at the first human.

"Pull back the sails when we get within firing range of your pistols, then raid their ship when we get in jumping distance... For Furry Bay!!!" They echoed his words as they also got rifles and took aim. If no captains came to their assistance, they'll stop the ship with their own.
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Re: Furry Pirate Bay RP....
« Reply #123 on: September 24, 2009, 11:04:30 PM »
*White looks behind him at the chaos on the ship and up at Captain Kitt and White says* "Thank ye captain"

*White then quickly turns back to battlefront and ducks as a few shrapnel and bullets whizz past his head then he opens fire with his rifle with due mind to avoid any casualties with the slaves*
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Re: Furry Pirate Bay RP....
« Reply #124 on: September 24, 2009, 11:56:15 PM »
"The hatch to the slaves is on the second deck. They're just dropped into the cages from that deck, and then the cages are sealed shut. We can't just steal a key; we'll have to bust 'em open." Asia walked up to the captain, staring into him with wary eyes. "I suggest taking the ship over, bringing it in to dock and breakin' them poor wretches out when we 'ave the tools." Sighing, he turned back to the violence behind him. "It ain't gonna be easy. Far harder than I ever thought it could be. Don't waste yer lives."
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Re: Furry Pirate Bay RP....
« Reply #125 on: September 25, 2009, 06:03:45 PM »
"C'MON THEN YER SLAVERS! YER SCUMBAGS! CATCH US IF YA CAN!"
The feline fang had caught up with the slaver, and overtook the lumbering galley, skimming in front of it the crew of "the fang" taunted the slavers, and as they passed the galley a second time the jeers and shouts where matched with flashes and bangs from flintlocks and small cannons... the low schooner ran rings around the larger galley, taking pot-shots causing the oarsmen to draw in and its speed to slow...

"YAAAR! HIT US WITH ALL YER GOT!"

The last shout by Kitt was ironic, as he swung the wheel round booms reverberated across the bay and grapeshot flew the short distance into the flank of the "fang"... the scene on deck was carnage, a ship as small as a schooner is never meant to take much in the way of punishment... The backmost mast of the fang toppled and sunk into the blue depths, rigging snapped and flew with it... With a swing on the wheel of the schooner, and one paw clutched to a wound on his head Kitt cursed at the crew of the slaver....

C'MON THEN! CANT TAKE ON A LIL' SCHOONER EH!? C'MON!"

The "fang" swung round, and even with one mast down easily overtook the great galley, sweeping in an arc in front of the slavers prow, mocking the larger ship as it mounted one wave and crashed down into the next...
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Re: Furry Pirate Bay RP....
« Reply #126 on: September 25, 2009, 07:03:02 PM »
   As the ship got near to the slaver, Xleena jumped from Xandral's ship and swam to it. She climbed up via their anchor ropes, and started to slay any human in her way YER SCURVY PILLAGERS, YER PATHETIC FLESH PILES, I'LL TAKE YER DOWN WI JUS' ME LEFT ARM!
   A sailor took her up on her offer, shooting her square in the joints of her right arm. Blood flooding downwards, she acknowledged the pain with a fearsome roar, cutting the head clean off of her attacker. In complete state of bloodlust, she continued to roar, slashing away at any sailor willing to get near.
   Despite this, she was greatly outnumbered, the ones she fought on the top deck were just a minority. From her own rashness, she didn't realise how much she needed the others. If they didn't get here soon, even she would be dead.
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Re: Furry Pirate Bay RP....
« Reply #127 on: September 25, 2009, 07:20:52 PM »
*White ducked for cover with his back against the wall and looked at the ship that was very close to the Feline Fang and watches Xleena swim onto the East Indian Trade ship's deck and thinks to self* "Hmm... ye ship be close, me make a jump over and have me a knife frenzy spree. With thar pirate lass me stand a fair ye chance."

*White looks up and scans the Feline Fang and looks over at the other ship to check the distance, and spots a rope on the Feline fang left over from the mess of what happened to the mast and White climbs across the wreckage to it and grips it tightly in his left hand and then quickly checks his pockets and finds his butterfly knife which he then puts into his muzzle, faces in the direction of the East Indian Trade ship and shouts across the water* "I come for ye scallywags!"

*White puts a great amount of force on the rope before him and flings himself swiftly upon the water and to White it feels like time slows down as he let's go of the rope and quickly pulls out his butterfly knife and swings across three crew members in mid-air and White lands behind them on the deck and all feeling of time returns as White hears their bodies fall to the ground with screams of horror and pain and White then scans the scene of crew members rushing everywhere and spots Xleena and White says*

"There be another pirate, maybe I can help her!" *White rushes through cutting down all the East Indian Trade crew members that get in his way and finds his way to Xleena across the deck and White says* "Need a hand ye lass?" *White says as a whole horde of more East Indian Trade crew members come from below deck*

 
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Re: Furry Pirate Bay RP....
« Reply #128 on: September 25, 2009, 09:48:19 PM »
"Captain, Philladus, You have been tasked by the King himself to act as a mercenary for the East India Trading Company, serve them to a point, but raid their ships whenever you can, but make sure no word gets out of you doing it, we need to rob them while getting paid for hunting pirates, you're improving our trade's security and hurting a major player against our glorious Nation. I expect nothing but success from you. The ship tasked to you is a small frigate called the Iron Hand of Hatred, and it's crew is of hardened sailors and experienced soldiers, you should have little trouble disposing of pirates of East India Co. troops.
Signed the Magistrate of Cydonia"
Philladus read aloud to himself on the dock, "Guess I get to inspect my ship then time to meet the fellow leading this Blasted Company." Phil said walking towards the ships

"Sir, we're prepped and ready for departure, we've recieved a message from the Company's Admiral to patrol one his less watched trade routes."

"Alright set a course for that area then, full speed, open up the sails and be prepared for uninvited guests, make it look like we are a ripe merchant vessel!"

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Re: Furry Pirate Bay RP....
« Reply #129 on: September 25, 2009, 10:08:27 PM »
Even as the pair, White and Xleena cut down lowly soldiers aboard the galley, a group of twenty or so dark figures emerged from below decks.. clad in dark armour... metal chains, nets and barbed claws they advanced like grim shadows, they where the feared slavers... madmen, insane.... an auror of terror that repelled even the east india soldiers surrounded them like a viel...

Cap'n Kitt brought the "fang around beside the galley, returning fire with what cannons they had, grapeshot jumped the gap between the two ships....

"WHITE, WATCH YERSELF! THEY DONT BE NO NORMAL SOLDIER!"
Kitt released a volley from his mulitple barrel flintlock pistol into a soldier who slumped back from a position where he had been about to club White around the head from back with a rifle....
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Re: Furry Pirate Bay RP....
« Reply #130 on: September 26, 2009, 02:15:48 AM »
Asia turned to his captain. "If you really want that girl on yer crew, you best stop her fighting those beasts. They ain't mere humans." He turned about and ran to a nearby cannon. Hastily loading it, he putting his eye along the barrel, and aimed carefully at one of the slavers. Running his hook along the cannon, sparks flying across it, igniting the powder and sending a cannonball thudding into the side of one the fiends. It was knocked clean off the ship, and left a shadow in the sea.
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Re: Furry Pirate Bay RP....
« Reply #131 on: September 26, 2009, 11:44:01 AM »
Xandral returned to reality after going through a dream-like sequence where his step-mother was beating him for attacking slavers.

"Fire!" he yelled as the crew members fired around Xleena, taking out a good number of the sailors around her before some put their rifles down to leap directly onto the ship. Xandral followed suit, but spread his wings so he would glide across and right over Xleena. He then dropped out of the sky and landed right behind her, giving only a split second to react before he pinned her down.

"Never attack a slaver ship on your own, or you'll end up just like the furs who were captured, or worse, dead!!!" Xandral then swung  at a guard who tried to take advantage of Xandral being rooted to the ground.

"You are a poor excuse for hum-" Xandral was cut off while he raised his shield arm, which was holding Xleena down, to block a slaver who also took a cheap-shot.

"The capn' has enough to worry 'bout without you taking cheap shots!!!" Drake yelled before almost sending the slaver flying with his club.
"From suffering I was born, From misery I was conceived. From the plight of Mortals I thrive, From the pits of Hell I rise, beware...... For I live.........."

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Re: Furry Pirate Bay RP....
« Reply #132 on: September 26, 2009, 01:32:21 PM »
   Grateful for the assistance of White she smiled through the pain and the blood that was sprayed all over her face, she roared Aye, as a matter o' fact I do! Continuing to slay the sailors with White by her side, she was joined by Xandral and other crew members. She nodded in an almost 'i'm sorry' like way to her captain, before realising Kitt had joined the fight she greeted him with a wave of her scimitar.
   Continuing on  with the bloodfest, her arm was beginning to slow her down; she'd lost too much blood! She failed to show her problem, but her sight was becoming more blurred. Ducking from one of the slavers, she grabbed one of the branding irons (that had obviously been blasted from its usual position) and skewered a Slaver's eye, making him scream in agony.
    I hav te' buck up for a while longer! She grimaced, as she fought on. They had nearly taken out all of the regular soldiers, with still more slavers drawing near. The battle for this ship was only half won!
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Re: Furry Pirate Bay RP....
« Reply #133 on: September 26, 2009, 02:03:31 PM »
The two Blockade runners had been all but forgotten about, in that time they had swung round and positioned themselves to create a deadly fire-zone... Cannonballs flew through the air, and grapeshot jumped the distance between ships... Kitt swung the wheel on the "fang" and made straight for one of the blockade runners.... WIth an almighty crash the "fang" rammed the East-india ship... grappling hooks swung onto the side and the crew where leaping onto the blockade runner's riggin... from there they set about mercilessly slaughtering the many musketeers in crows nests, while on deck explosives ignited and splinters of wood and metal flew....

"C'MON THEN! YA PATHETIC THINGS!"
Kitt had leaped onto a red-coat marina, and released a volley from his flintlock pistol into the figures chest... Leaping up onto the rigging he leapt the distance across the ship, landing heavily onto another musketeer who was hastily trying to reload a musket... a flurry of crimson blood obscured the scene as another Marina was run down by another fast moving feline...

"TOO EASY!"
Just as Kitt had spoken someone grabbed him by his tail, dragging him across the deck, even as he clawed against the wood he saw one of his crew torn apart by a barbed grapple, as a dark figure loomed over, laughing.... Turning hastily, from his low vantage point the slaver above him blotted out the sun, a maliscious barbed whip haning from a belt the figure bared its teeth under the rusty black helm....

Checkmate.....





Kitt had wondered why there where so few Slavers aboard the galley, and so many regular sailors... this was why... you should never underestimate your foe... for when you do... it will be the last time... Ten slavers had been positioned below decks on both the blockade runners.... what at first seemed to be low ranking, weak Marina ships now too had shown their true colours...

"I'L DIE IN HELL BEFORE YE TAKE MEH ALIVE!"
Kitt slashed out, his claws creating sparks across the armoured chest plate of the slaver, unloading all three barrels of his flintlock pistol blood poured from multiple wounds on the slaver, blood mixing with his spittle the dark figure laughed.. a cold, heartless laugh... that would forever chill Kitts spine... as he leant in close to Kitts ear...

"but we aint gonna take you alive... are we?

((both blockade runners have slavers aboard! though this means they also have less crewman then normal... also, there are no more regular red-coats aboard the slaver galley, and only a handfull of slavers... dont underestimate them... even in small numbers they are too crazed to surrender!))
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Re: Furry Pirate Bay RP....
« Reply #134 on: September 26, 2009, 05:37:15 PM »
Xandral ran his blade through the slaver that Drake was holding off before looking back at Xleena. He saw that she was still bleeding, prompting him to jump in front of her and literally swat away a slaver before pushing Xleena into Toral's arms.

"Toral, get her back on the ship and fix that arm up, the rest of us will put the slavers down..." A flash of complete fury passed through Xandral's eyes when he looked at Xleena, probably a way of saying 'Don't even try to disobey me' before going back to his rather haphazard attack pattern: using his shield as an odd-hand weapon rather than an actual shield. To onlookers, it seemed to be a dance moving in one straight line, but the reciever(s) of the attack would see a meat-grinder barreling its way towards them.
"From suffering I was born, From misery I was conceived. From the plight of Mortals I thrive, From the pits of Hell I rise, beware...... For I live.........."

"Wait, you're here for my shiny loot? I thought you were here to avenge the cattle and people I've slaughtered..."

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