crazy cartoon thread

[Buddy]

in this thread, i thought it would be fun to take and beat eachother up like in an old tom and jerry cartoon. their are really no rules, other than it has to be like in a cartoon, really funny with lots of gags. anyways have fun and enjoy. lets begin.

[JellyMuffins]

*wacks bahumut with a giant wooden mallet*

[Buddy]

 my head is squished flat, i stick my thumb in to my mouth and blow, blowing it up like a ballon. throws a portable hole on the ground, then pushes jelly into it.

[JellyMuffins]

*tries to reach for the top of the hole, but it's peeled away from the ground* "Hello?!" *he calls into the empty space*

[Buddy]

i throw another hole on the cieling, then poke my head through it, coming up next to jellys feet. i raise my eyebrows at the audience, then blow small flames at jellys feet, giving him hot foot.

[JellyMuffins]

*yowls and hops up, hitting his head on the invisible roof before crashing back down through the hole on top of bahumut*

[Buddy]

catches jelly and gives him a big smooch mwaaaaa

[JellyMuffins]

*shakes his head in disgust and runs away* "You kwazy wabbit! ...I mean dragon!"

[Buddy]

makes a loud whooping noise and gives chase

[Chrono Blackwyng]

*puts on a blindfold and starts walks off a cliff, defying gravity* "If anyone has anything to say, shut up"

[JellyMuffins]

*heaves an anvil at chrono*

[Chrono Blackwyng]

*doesn't see the anvil since he's blindfolded, and just keeps on walking*

[JellyMuffins]

*the anvil smack chrono in the face and knocks off the blindfold... and possibly a few teeth*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White puts on a crazy face and wildly smacks some mailboxes with a sledgehammer* Woohoo

[Buddy]

bahumut takes out a stop sighn and whistle "stop that immediatly, you fiend."