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Re: Your Epitaph
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2009, 10:59:12 PM »
"he had eaten so many, yet still craved more. he would have died if he ate it, he would have died if he didnt. so he ate that last pomegranate!" probably how ill go, too!
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Re: Your Epitaph
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2009, 01:34:45 AM »
"Here Lies Gabag, He's behind you grinning right now"
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Re: Your Epitaph
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2009, 03:26:56 AM »
"Well don't you know about the bird? Well the b-b-b-bird is the word.

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Re: Your Epitaph
« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2009, 06:17:22 AM »
Hmm, i dunno :S
"Taste Vengeance!" Maybe, or maybe this: "I may be dead, but i died being myself", or, gah, i dunno...hmm..."Oh dear, you are dead!" i dunno :S
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Re: Your Epitaph
« Reply #19 on: November 12, 2009, 09:59:01 PM »
"Well, this sucks"
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Re: Your Epitaph
« Reply #20 on: November 12, 2009, 09:59:45 PM »
"I'm in your house raiding your fridge while you read this"
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Re: Your Epitaph
« Reply #21 on: November 17, 2009, 12:33:17 AM »
"REVENGE!!"

Upon reading that, the person who read it will soil him/herself.
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Re: Your Epitaph
« Reply #22 on: November 21, 2009, 03:09:57 AM »
"Here lies Alber-- Hold on a sec. This isn't Albert. Who the heck IS this guy?!"

Post Merge: November 21, 2009, 03:15:02 AM
Quote from: PsIbex on November 06, 2009, 04:54:21 AM
I'd write this math joke:

Solve: (u, I) = (555, I); f(u) = u +111

Which would, again, be followed by an awesome face for anyone who got it.

I call it the Heretic Function.

:I I got it. Does my prize appear on a holographic screen? Where does the awesomeface come from?
« Last Edit: November 21, 2009, 03:15:02 AM by Vver »
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Re: Your Epitaph
« Reply #23 on: November 22, 2009, 11:52:44 PM »
Quote from: Vver on November 21, 2009, 03:09:57 AM
"Here lies Alber-- Hold on a sec. This isn't Albert. Who the heck IS this guy?!"

Post Merge: November 21, 2009, 03:15:02 AM
Quote from: PsIbex on November 06, 2009, 04:54:21 AM
I'd write this math joke:

Solve: (u, I) = (555, I); f(u) = u +111

Which would, again, be followed by an awesome face for anyone who got it.

I call it the Heretic Function.

:I I got it. Does my prize appear on a holographic screen? Where does the awesomeface come from?

Below the equation will be a spot to write the answer, and if you got it right the tomb stone will open up to show an awesome face.
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Re: Your Epitaph
« Reply #24 on: November 23, 2009, 01:27:57 AM »
Mine would say "The Best at Playing dead"

or it would have a motion sensor that when triggered says "Nuclear Launch Detected
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Re: Your Epitaph
« Reply #25 on: November 23, 2009, 07:21:26 AM »
"Was told to stop taking the Wii Fit so seriously, but sadly didn't want to listen and thus paid the ultimate price."
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Re: Your Epitaph
« Reply #26 on: November 23, 2009, 07:27:37 AM »
Quote from: PsIbex on November 22, 2009, 11:52:44 PM
Quote from: Vver on November 21, 2009, 03:09:57 AM
"Here lies Alber-- Hold on a sec. This isn't Albert. Who the heck IS this guy?!"

Post Merge: November 21, 2009, 03:15:02 AM
Quote from: PsIbex on November 06, 2009, 04:54:21 AM
I'd write this math joke:

Solve: (u, I) = (555, I); f(u) = u +111

Which would, again, be followed by an awesome face for anyone who got it.

I call it the Heretic Function.

:I I got it. Does my prize appear on a holographic screen? Where does the awesomeface come from?

Below the equation will be a spot to write the answer, and if you got it right the tomb stone will open up to show an awesome face.
There should be a better prize than just an awesomeface. There should be cookies and a giftcard to target.
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Re: Your Epitaph
« Reply #27 on: November 23, 2009, 03:52:44 PM »
''Continue? 9'' totally my Epitaph XD
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Re: Your Epitaph
« Reply #28 on: November 23, 2009, 06:05:51 PM »
"If I ever reincarnate as a reptile, I will be back to claim this body
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Re: Your Epitaph
« Reply #29 on: November 23, 2009, 06:37:29 PM »
Wouldn't it be awesome If one of you familymember Would have bought an Lizard and put it on top of you gravestone just for fun? XD
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